sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

newdisaster:

pretentiousteatime:

do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts

….wait

are you team boy toy named troy or team dude named michael

(Source: sassykardashian)

tylerthecomposer:

Playing horn makes me happy but also playing horn makes me hate myself do you see the problem here???